Harry and Pippa are not together - mainly because he's as ugly as sin

It's amazing how much I don't care about the royal wedding, and I am OVER reading about it. I really am. I have to say though, Grazia have been harping on (and trying to sell copy) about Pippa and Harry getting together - cop. the. fuck. on.
It happened. They got married. Now let the posh twats alone - sorry I'm a little anti-love today and for the forsable future!
Is anyone else sick of the royal wedding-athon? or is it just me?